50 cm of pure military madness

Got a project that won't fit in your parking space? Don't panic, at Promodels, we'll fit it into your office. Because at our place, even the models have more style than your car.

Model: EFA - amphibious bridging and ferrying system
Scale: 1/87 (because 1/1 was too bulky for the living room)
Size: 50 cm (the length of a stretched cat... but more useful)
Weight: Light enough not to crush your toes, but heavy enough to impress your clients
Materials: Resin, metal, and a pinch of Promodels magic
Color: BTF camouflage (because even in miniature, one must remain discreet)
Included accessories:
• 2 armored vehicles (to cross rivers... or tackle the piles of paperwork on your desk)
• 5 figurines, 2 cm (soldiers so realistic they look like they're complaining about the hierarchy)
• 1 resin river (non-potable water, do not drink)
• 1 display case (to prevent your cat from turning the diorama into a playground)

Maximum speed: 0 km/h (it's just a miniature!)
Range: Unlimited for your marketing (no need for blah-blah or long speeches)
Crossing capacity:
• Rivers: 1 (the one included in the diorama)
• Obstacles: Any your imagination can create (except mountains, even at 1/87 scale, it's complicated)
Level of detail: We used a magnifying glass to paint it (we almost lost an eye in the process)
Compatibility:
• Desks: Yes (even 1 m² ones)
• Shelves: Yes (but avoid placing it next to competing models, as it looks messy)

Positioning: Place the diorama on a flat surface (or on the pile of files you haven't dealt with yet).
Admiration: Wow, it's so realistic! It almost looks like the real thing!
Care:
- Avoid blowing too hard on the figurines (they have the balance of a drunk tightrope walker).
- Clean dust with a soft brush (avoid vacuum cleaners, they're like tornadoes for 2 cm figurines).
- Do not expose to rain or sunlight (so that the water does not evaporate).

• This diorama does not cross real rivers (or puddles, for that matter).
• The figurines do not talk, eat, or complain.
• The display case is not an aquarium (even if the river is tempting for your goldfish).
• Promodels does not reimburse divorces caused by a sudden addiction to military modeling.

In an ordinary office, lost between piles of files and a cold cup of coffee, Promodels' 1/87 scale EFA diorama stood proudly on display. To the uninitiated, it was just a pretty decorative object. But for the figurines that inhabited it, it was a theater of operations in its own right.

We guarantee that this diorama is the most beautiful in your collection. If not, then you have very good taste and we need to talk.

This diorama is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to existing or former plastic soldiers is purely coincidental... and rather amusing.